can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
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