YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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