I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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