I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
Randomize
