I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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