Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
wow bdsm is so cute
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