i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
I looked at my own cervix.
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
The beers last night were like the tears from god
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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