idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Say something about gay babies.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
Randomize
