We're facebook friends in real life
Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
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