On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
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