Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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