i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
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