I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
He keeps bees of course he's weird
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
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