Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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