Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
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