He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
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