i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
birth control should be required to get into college
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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