ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
She did NOT find it funny to come upstairs to find me with the word "MISERY" written on my forehead in magic marker and the label to the vodka bottle replaced with a scrap of paper taped around that says "COMPANY"
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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