so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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