I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
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