no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
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