So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
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