My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
I don't deserve a penis
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
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