Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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