She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
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