i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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