I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
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