I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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