people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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