Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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