Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
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