Buhtt sex?
that's an acceptable place to lick
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
Randomize
