He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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