arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
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