**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Just fell off a train. Bad.
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
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