She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
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