so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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