But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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