I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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