Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
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