That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
Why did my mother make you get naked?
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Randomize
