Its about making memories worth repressing
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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