Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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