R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
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