your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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