will power is for people who don't want to get laid
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
Someone signed my nipple.
Randomize
