i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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