Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
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