i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
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