dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
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